Thumb Spasm

Let’s all trade in our millions of 👍 for the occasional ❤️.

And I’m talking mostly to my fellow 🚹 because 🚺 are already winning on this.

👍are plastic, corporate head nods as we pass one another in the hall on the way to the 🚻.

❤️ are when we’re grabbed and dragged to 🥓 by an old friend… when it’s not even lunchtime.

On your desktop, one inch separates ❄ from 🌶.

On 📱 it’s like a thumb spasm… so 🤓 a little because ❤️ are the real connective tissue of social media.

Exec summary:👎on 👍.

[Written by 12-year-old me.]