No Meeting Fridays

“No Meeting Fridays” are perfect for employees who haven’t yet learned to say no.

Maybe you pair it with polite assertiveness training.

Or a hug.

Or maybe “Personal Agency Mondays.”

Or “If I actually have a job that isn’t 24/7 meetings and I need time to get my work done, I block off time in Outlook Tuesdays.”

Or “I learned in my personal life— to my own horror— that not all invitations should be accepted Wednesdays.”

Or “Oh hey — I am an adult Thursdays.”

Nah.

Let’s just stick with “No Meeting Fridays.” Because paternalism’s got to be paternalistic yo.

And unapologetically. ‘Cause… paternalism yo.

Ok… what else?

Mandatory in-office Tuesdays, Wednesdays, and Thursdays are perfect for employees…